Are You a Zombie?
Do you take the world, national and political news you read or hear on TV, the internet. Twitter, Facebook or radio as gospel without digging for more information?
Do you spend more time watching sports, mindless sitcoms and reality TV shows (including American Idol and Dancing with the Stars) than you spend keeping up with local, state and world news?
Do you sometimes complain about new government fees, taxes and inflation but never write your congressman or senator, sign a petition or write a letter the editor or a newspaper?
Do you rely on MSNBC? ABC? CBS? NBC? as your primary news sources?
Are you more worried about who will win the Super Bowl than about Who Will Win the Next Presidential Election?
Are you pretty much clueless about what your child is being taught in social studies? History? Science?
Do you believe the constitution actually contains the phrase, “separation of church and state”?
Do you believe the constitution is “living”, susceptible to change with the times and not the Law of the Land?
If you answered YES to just one of the above, you are in danger of becoming a ZOMBIE. If you answered YES to two of the above SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY. If you answered YES to three or more of the above, YOU ARE A ZOMBIE, A CERTIFIED MEMBER OF THE WALKING DEAD. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE LARGE GATHERINGS AND MOST ESPECIALLY THE VOTING BOOTH TO AVOID SPREADING ZOMBIE FEVER.
Happy Halloween!
Since zombies are already dead, it wouldn’t be a crime to put holes in them with lead projectiles of various sizes, would it?
oh, my! That’s a “loaded” question.
Talk about getting the bang for your buck (shot).
Hard-corn punography is a specialty of ours.
Well Freedom, telling them to stay away from the polling booth won’t do any good.
Dead people vote in Chicago all the time.
Not just Chicago.
Unfortunately I am a Zombie occasionally.
Working to change it though.
Is that a picture of the Occutards?
Occutards??
Occupy Wall Streeters, Occupy Oaklanders, Occupy Chicagoans ….
Touche to you! loved this… walking dead.
Glad you enjoyed, Eliz.
Omg.There are two questions that I answered “yes”. I need to change my thought.
Don’t beat yourself up–we are all guilty of being zombies from time to time. We just must ensure it’s not a permanent way of thinking!
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Freedom,
I linked this at my bloggie blog. Good stuff!
Here’s my question:
If zombies are decomposing, wouldn’t it stand to reason eventually their legs/knees would give out and they would be rendered harmless?
I’ve never thought that the arguments of zombies had any legs anyway. (More punography–I am loving that word–thank you, Chakam)
Thanks for the ping-back, too!
In one of the Romero movies, a character wondered why all the zombies were appearing at the shopping mall. The answer was that the walking dead instinctively returned to the spot where they were the happiest when alive. In real life, that turns out to be the Democratic Party.
ha ha ha! I have a lot of zombie friends and neighbors that I wish would wake up.